Sasuke and Sakura

dmc-br....hmm wonder who this person is...click....Oh great another person stealing my best friend's man....sigh....well here is a message from me to you, Sasuke's Wife's (not sakura) best friend. You are a piece of poop. You're name is henry. One day henry went on a hike and was stepped on by a dog. The dog was disgusted by you. The scent of a million farts in one little package. The look of poop. The intellegence of the dead chickens I am eating. Now this little poop turned into a person. YOU Henry. You are a little shit making these Sakura Sasuke stuffs that should be Sarada x Naruto because that is a lot more tolerable than this. Go on make Naruto a perv IDC just dont make this little.....thethehtthe THINGS! Now Henry, you have a choice. I can either spare you and you dont do these...terrible things OR I will make you pay. First I will feed you to Flowey and then when that little cowboy accented FREAK turns back into an anthrometamorphical goat you will transform! Transform into a little humming bird filled with TNT. You will then be pooped out into the minecraft world. You fall in love with a creeper and then when you move close...BOOOOOM....you both DIE. A love story worse than twilight said IGN as they rated this novel. Now, henry, stop your evil deeds or be prepared to be worse than twilight!
Sincerely, Sasuke's wife's (not sakura) best friend.